Wat Women say and what they really mean

WAT THEY SAY WAT THEY REALLY MEAN
I heard a noise – I noticed you were almost asleep
You Want – You Want
We Need – I Want
It’s your decision – The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want – You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk – I need to complain
Sure…go ahead – I don’t want you to
You’re certainly attentive tonight – Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! – I’m not having a period
This kitchen is so inconvenient – I want a new house…and curtains and carpeting, furniture…
Hang the picture there – No, I mean hang it there!
Do you love me? – I’m going to ask for something expensive
I’ll be ready in a minute – Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate – Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? – Too late, your a goner
I’m sorry – You’ll be sorry.
No – Yes
Maybe – No
Do you like this recipe? – It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it
I’m not yelling! – Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.